MTV No Chill is a 6-foot party sub assembled by toddlers. It’s a stock photo that crawls out of your screen and texts “you up?” to random numbers when you’re asleep. It’s re-appropriated re-mixed re-runs re-animated. It's the viking funeral that the giant laptop on Ridiculousness deserves. It’s the global toilet overflow caused by the whole world smashing the fucckken like at once. It’s the music of Missy Elliott back on your TV. It’s La Croix with lean in it. It’s on your television from 6–8 tonight on MTV.